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02/14/2010
I thought it would be nice to mark Valentine's Day with a little themed blog for all you lovers out there. It also gives me a chance to get all evangelical about two of my musical superheroes.
If I could choose to play piano like anyone, it would either be Myleene Klass in those hair adverts where she's barefoot (by the way, do you know how she pretends to be "classically trained" at The Royal Academy or wherever? She went to the Junior Saturday School, not the actual academy. God she's a cretin) or Bill Evans.
I love the way he just walks on stage, counts the band in and just plays this amazing version of Beautiful Love, with no fuss. The ultimate example of "taking care of business". He plays the famous "I've been to the Guildhall lick" twice in 3 seconds, once at 1.48 and again at 1.51. Naughty Bill. In your bed. I don't know who the drummer is, but he's bloody brilliant.
The other clip I wanted to post is quite possibly my favourite 3 minutes of footage of anything ever (apart from maybe the Pathe news clip of Barrow beating Workington Town in the 1955 Rugby League Challenge Cup Final at Wembley).
You might not think it possible to get better than Tony Bennett singing "For Once in My Life". But then just imagine him being joined by Stevie Wonder on absolute top form.
I could go on about thie clip for hours, but it probably speaks for itself. Tony with his gravelly, perfect delivery and Steveland with his fabulous musicianship and amazing tone.
One last thing, and this really is going from the sublime to the ridiculous. I saw the latest pop video from a young lady called "I blame coco" on TV this week. It was that horrible kind of synth pop, similar to that peddled by that girl with the red hair who's the daughter of that woman off The Bill. I immediately hated it. It later came to light that the young lady in question is the spawn of Sting. Shame old Gordon didn't keep it strictly tantric on that particular occasion.
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Great stuff - though I'm afraid I'm going to have to quibble. The Bennett/Wonder clip is pretty much a perfect demonstration of the problem with Stevie Wonder. Lovely fellow, lovely voice - what a top note (2.23) - but wouldn't it be great if he could just sing the actual notes and cut out all that noodling around? A bit like, say, Tony Bennett - who shows him how to really do it just after ...
And again, wholeheartedly agree about the way Bill takes care of business, but can't help wishing he'd just sit up straight (like his excellent drummer ...). He's worse than Davina McCall ...
Posted by: Ted | 02/15/2010 at 09:50 AM
Hmmm. Quibbling with Wonder? Strong stuff. (Good album title, though.) The only problem I have with the great man, and it's not his fault, is the shoddy imitations that followed him . . like the seagulls following the trawler, which, come to think of it, is not a very good analogy here. Stevie's no trawler.
Bill Evans IS the business, never mind taking care of it. Nothing a wee bit of Pilates wouldn't sort out. What do you mean, he's in his bed?
Posted by: Wendy | 02/15/2010 at 03:18 PM
Wonder Noodles? (Good name for instant chinese food). Ted, you old stick in the mud. Stevie doesn't noodle; he embellishes. What's a bacon sarnie with no HP?
Posted by: Jonny D | 02/15/2010 at 03:26 PM
Er, better ...
Posted by: Ted | 02/15/2010 at 03:56 PM
No, but seriously, if you are going to commit the crime of ornamenting something, at least let the thing actually be in itself before you start -- though if you really do want HP on your bacon sandwich, I fear we are never going to agree over matters of taste.
Posted by: Ted | 02/15/2010 at 04:00 PM
Let's not make this a class war Ted. I'm rolling up my sleeves.
Posted by: Jonny D | 02/15/2010 at 04:40 PM